For real, Ebay f$#@& sucks, there are no serious sales here, only scammers. So I've decided to just ask you ebay searchers, wtf it is you want? I seriously need funds and my antiques don't sell here, so I'm so curious what kind of response this ad will bring... obviously perverted responses are what's expected, but don't expect a response from me, creeps. Ask for advice, ask for something original...